Constantly looking for the nonexistent inner meaningPersonally, I take pride in saying exactly what I mean. But no matter how straight I talk, women always feel like they have more control over the matter and end up making their own version of the story. There is always more to their storyShe tells you one thing, but it’s more than just words. (Words only seem to matter when she uses yours against you.) She chats with her ex all night but all she tells you is that she was saying hi to him. Do the same and all hell will break loose! Believe they know me better than I know myself If I chat with an old friend then I’m hitting on her - even though all I ever talk about with them is how amazing my relationship is. Evil towards other girlsIt’s difficult to comprehend the razor-sharp viciousness women throw at each other during a feud. Angry women are the most dangerous – and when they decide to fight back, they inflict the worst damage possible. Better liarsWhen I lie, I know I’m doing something wrong. I’ll dart my eyes, mumble and change the subject. When girls lie, they look straight at you and feed you the hugest load of tripe ever!