Activity Centre: Funny Riddles

Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck. What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Answer: Pay him! Why can’t you play basketball with pigs? Answer: Because they hog the ball! Which football player wears the biggest helmet? Answer: The one with the biggest head! What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar? Answer: Twelve months.

Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?

Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck.

What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you?

Answer: Pay him!

Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?

Answer: Because they hog the ball!
Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
Answer: The one with the biggest head!
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
Answer: Twelve months.