A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
«Is it harder to toot:
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?»
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick
What noise annoys an oyster?
The noise that annoys an oyster
is a noise that knows no oyster.
The Leith police dismisseth thee,
The Leith police dismisseth us.
Pure food for poor mules