Society:‘Shem’s Idle Notes’

Top 10 End-of-the-World Prophecies Harold Camping is certainly not the first to forecast the end of days. This list, taken from Time’s website takes a look at other movements that have scared people into believing their days were numbered. 10. The Great London Fire of 1666 In the Christian tradition, the number 666 is described as the mark of the beast in the Bibles Book of Revelation. So it was no surprise that Europeans worried as the year 1666 approached. It didnt help that the year before, a plague had wiped out about 100,000 people, a fifth of Londons population, leading many to predict the end of times. Then on Sept. 2, 1666, a fire broke out in a bakery on Londons Pudding Lane. The fire spread and for over three days burned more than 13,000 buildings and destroyed tens of thousands of homes. But in the end, fewer than 10 people perished in the blaze, which, while catastrophic, was not the end of the world. 9. Jehovahs Witnesses The onset of World War I freaked a lot of people out. But it was especially trippy for the Zions Watch Tower Tract Society, a group thats now called Jehovahs Witnesses. The societys founder, Charles Taze Russell, had previously predicted Christs invisible return in 1874, followed by anticipation of his Second Coming in 1914. When WW I broke out that year, Russell interpreted it as a sign of Armageddon and the upcoming end of days or, as he called it, the end of Gentile times. History proved otherwise. 8. The Branch Davidians David Koresh led his Branch Davidian sect, an unsanctioned offshoot of the Seventh-day Adventist Church, to its doom in a compound near Waco, Texas, in 1993. How did he do that? He convinced his followers that he was Christ and that they should hole up at what was called the Mount Carmel Centre to prepare for the end of the world. When authorities learned that the Branch Davidians were allegedly holding a trove of weapons on the site and that there were possibly instances of abuse of women and children, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives executed a search on the compound in February 1993. For 50 days, a tense standoff ensued. On April 19, the FBI stormed the compound, a fire erupted (the source of which is still debated), and dozens of Davidians, including Koresh, died in the building. 7. Y2K For months before the stroke of midnight on Jan. 1, 2000, analysts speculated that entire computer networks would crash, causing widespread dysfunction for a global population that had become irreversibly dependent on computers to hold, disseminate and analyze its most vital pieces of information. The problem was that many computers had been programmed to record dates using only the last two digits of every year, meaning that the year 2000 would register as the year 1900, totally screwing with the collective computerized mind. But it just wasnt so. Aside from a few scattered power failures in various countries, the new year arrived with nothing more than the expected hangover. 6. Late Great Planet Earth and Other Prophecy Books If you follow Hal Lindsey, youve probably changed the end of the world date in your calendar several times. His Late Great Planet Earth, which was the best-selling non-fiction book of the 1970s, predicted that the world would end sometime before Dec. 31, 1988. He cited a host of world events — nuclear war, the communist threat and the restoration of Israel — as reasons the end times were upon mankind. His later books, though less specific, suggested that believers not plan on being on Earth past the 1980s — then the 1990s and, of course, the 2000s.Adding stock to Lindseys original claim, Edgar Whisenant published a book in 1988 called 88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988, which sold some 4.5 million copies. Whisenant once famously said, Only if the Bible is in error am I wrong. When 1989 rolled around, a discredited Whisenant published another book, saying the Rapture would occur that year instead. It did not sell as well, nor did later titles that predicted the world would end in 1993 and again in 1994. 5. The Anabaptists of Munster In the tumultuous years that followed the Protestant Reformation, myriad radical sects emerged, preaching an apocalyptic, millenarianist creed that perturbed even theological dissidents like Martin Luther. The Anabaptists derived their name from the Latin for one who baptizes over again and rejected most forms of political organization and social hierarchy in favour of an idealized theocratic commonwealth. In the 1530s, riding on a crest of peasant revolts, a clutch of Anabaptists assumed control of the German town of Munster and hailed it as a New Jerusalem awaiting the return of Christ. Jan Bockelson, a tailor from the Dutch city of Leiden, declared himself the Messiah of the last days, took multiple wives, issued coins that prophesied the coming apocalypse and in general made life hell for everyone in the city. The Anabaptists hold over Munster ended in a bloody siege in 1535. Bockelsons genitals reportedly were nailed to the citys gates. 4. William Branham and the Pentecostal Prediction Just before sunset on Feb. 28, 1963, residents of north-western Arizona watched what the Arizona Republic called a strikingly beautiful and mysterious cloud glide across the desert. That same day, Pentecostal pastor William Branham — who founded the post–World War II faith-healing movement — climbed Sunset Mountain and claimed he met with seven angels who revealed to him the meaning of the seven seals from the Book of Revelation. Days later, Branham returned to his congregation at the Branham Tabernacle in Jeffersonville, Ind. He preached seven sermons in seven nights, explaining the meaning of the seals and the seven visions he had received, leading him to predict that Jesus would return to Earth in 1977. He did not live to see the day. In December 1965, as Branham was driving with his family in Texas, a drunk driver smashed into his car. Branham died six days later, on Christmas Eve. 3. 2012 The year 2012 means many things to many people, few of which bring good news. A New Age belief cites 2012 as the year humans will undergo a physical and spiritual transformation, while some people predict that sometime that year, Earth will collide with a black hole or a planet named Nibiru. But perhaps the most popular belief is attributed (falsely, many scholars argue) to the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar from the ancient Mayan civilization. Interpretations suggest that the fourth world, in which we live now, will end on Dec. 21, 2012. This belief inspired the disaster movie 2012 starring John Cusack, in which a tsunami tosses the aircraft carrier U.S.S. John F. Kennedy onto Washington, crushing the White House and killing the President (played by Danny Glover). 2. Harold Camping, 1994 Harold Campings prediction that the world will end Saturday, May 21, 2011, is not his first such prediction. In 1992, the evangelist published a book called 1994?, which proclaimed that sometime in mid-September 1994, Christ would return and the world would end. Camping based his calculations on numbers and dates found in the Bible and, at the time, said that he was 99.9% certain that his math was correct. But the world did not end in 1994. Nor did it end on March 31, 1995 — another date Camping provided when September 1994 passed without incident. Im like the boy who cried wolf again and again and the wolf didnt come, Camping told the San Francisco Chronicle in 1995. This doesnt bother me in the slightest. 1. The Millerites William Miller is perhaps the most famous false prophet in history. In the 1840s he began to preach about the worlds end, saying Jesus Christ would return for the long-awaited Second Coming and that Earth would be engulfed in fire sometime between March 21, 1843, and March 21, 1844. He circulated his message in public gatherings and by using the technologies of the day — posters, printed newsletters and charts. Moved by those messages, as many as 100,000 Millerites sold their belongings between 1840 and 1844 and took to the mountains to wait for the end. When that end didnt come, Miller changed the date to Oct. 22. When Oct. 23 rolled around, his loyal followers explained it away yet again and went on to form the Seventh-day Adventist movement. shemmugisha@gmail.com

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Society:‘Shem’s Idle Notes’