1. Why was the belt arrested?• Answer: For holding up the pants. 2. What do you call a funny book about eggs?• Answer: A yolk book. 3. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?• Answer: Evaporated milk. 4. What did the beach say when the tide came in?• Answer: Long time no sea. 5. What did one potato chip say to the other?• Answer: Shall we go for a dip? Ends
