Q: What jam can’t be eaten on toast?
A: A traffic jam!
Q: What are the four seasons?
A: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, Ranch.
Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!
Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a Meatball!
Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?
A: A dough-nut!
Q: What did ‘Ronald McDonald’ give ‘Wendy’ for their engagement?
A: He gave her and Onion Ring!
Q: Which bean is the most intelligent?
A: The Human Bean.
Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.
Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
A: They don’t need Mushroom.