…take their boss’ absence as a license to torture us. They say when the cat is away the mice can play but whoever came up with that saying did not know that The Hater is always around.
I totally hate those house helps who immediately transform the home into a mini discotheque once the boss leaves for work. Then you have their stupid cousins, the drivers who do the same to cars soon after dropping off the boss. Can someone please tell me this, how do these people get these jobs, are they not better off working at a discotheque where the loud music will be free and of better sound quality.
…just don’t respect their age. It is a pity that the people I am talking about here may not get the chance to read this but if you do, feel free to slap them on my behalf, I know a good lawyer who will handle this. Without wasting any more time allow me to vent my extreme anger and hatred for those old men and women who seem to have retired to a life of staying drunk and insulting people. Why do our local leaders allow these people to continue being such a sore sight in our eyes? I thought old age brought wisdom and not drunkenness. And at their age I think hating them is the best we can do as it looks like way too late for them to learn manners now.
…call you and then hide when you turn. By now you should have noticed that The Hater does not fear or favour anyone when it comes to hating. The young and the old are not spared when I am going about my work and that is why I hate those spoilt brats that some of you call children. Yes, the ones who call you and then when you turn and look back, they immediately run and hide, giggling like imbeciles with no brain between their ears. What happened to respecting elders especially when those elders include The Hater? Can the parents of these children please find them some toys to play with instead of annoying important people like the person who wrote this?
…park their cars aimlessly and block other road users. I now believe that not all people deserve to own cars. I think some people should only be allowed to own toy cars. That will save them from featuring on this page. Don’t you just hate those people who park badly and block other road users? How did they even get driving licences if they cannot park properly? I bet these are the same people who sleep diagonally in their beds. The police should revoke the driving licences held by these jokers. In fact they should not even be allowed to ride and park motorcycles or bicycles, only toys for them.
…display a price for an item but insist you pay more. I think I can read pretty well. I therefore don’t get it when I read a poster on your door clearly pointing out that a soft soda goes for Rwf300 nothing more (Rwf300 Gusa! ntuyarenze) then when I get to the counter you start giving me stories of how it is actually going to cost me Rrwf400. What happened between the counter and the door? Why keep the deceptive poster outside yet you charge a different price? I also don’t understand why you give me that lame excuse of how sodas have become scarce (Fanta zabuze). So what are you selling if the sodas can’t be found? Is this Super dip or what? Pease stop confusing customers and annoying me in the process. It is not good for world peace.
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