Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
Mike is a butcher. He is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh?
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but nine die. How many are left?
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that, he is running out of the woods.
In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
They all do.
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
When you have me, you immediately feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me.
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Compiled by Dennis Agaba