I hate people who...

This particularly goes out to all those girls with smart phones but empty heads. Yes I am talking about the ones who think the best thing they can use a smart phone for is to take duck face photos.

…think it is cool to take pictures with a duck face. This particularly goes out to all those girls with smart phones but empty heads. Yes I am talking about the ones who think the best thing they can use a smart phone for is to take duck face photos.

I know you have seen those annoying photos also known as ‘selfies’ where they push their lips together making them look like ducks. Since when did looking like a duck become cool?

 

I do not even see post cards with pictures of ducks and yet I see grown women wanting to look like ducks. What happened to just smiling as you take a photo? Since when did ducks and pigs inspire Kodak moments? 

 

…call into radio shows so as to surprise their lovers. When did a committee sit and decide that it was romantic to call into a radio show and ask the presenter to call your girlfriend or boyfriend and surprise them. What if your boyfriend is in a public toilet? Do you think it is cool for someone in a public toilet to go on air and start talking about whether he loves you or not?

 

What if he is driving and when he answers the phone, the traffic police officers arrest him? It is one thing to be insecure about your relationship but this kind of foolishness is not likely to make things any better. Please try Google for better romantic surprises. 

…answer their phones during a movie at the cinema. I am still angry that phones are sold without a booklet outlining the ‘dos and don’ts’ that apply to their usage. It is annoying seeing people everyday doing very annoying and foolish things with their phones, many of which are referred to as smart phones.

The smartness rarely goes beyond the tag a sophisticated phone now carries. I am really sick and tired of people who answer their phones inside cinemas as others watch a movie. What happened to just staying off the phone for the good of those around you. Such people need to be thrown out and given a one year cinema ban.      

…copy and try out things without thinking about them. We’ve all seen movies where people are shown having fun by the poolside and they get excited and start pushing their friends into the swimming pool. If you are thinking of such a thing you may want to remember that your friend has a Samsung Galaxy S4 in his pocket and will not be pleased for it to get wet.

The same applies to those of you who think it is funny to just surprise someone by pouring a bucket of water on them simply because it is their birthday. I am sure they will also not be pleased to find their Techno phone dead. 

…joke about death as if it is really something funny. I am hoping that those who read this story are not future suicide bombers. Those are the only people who should joke about death since their job requires them to die anyway.

The other day I told a guy who was riding a motorcycle I was sitting on to slow down because it was dangerous to swerve back and forth in traffic. Instead the guy asked me why I was scared and whether I feared to die.

To this day I regret why I did not punch him in the teeth. Since when did it become okay to joke about death? It is not my fault that you have no ambitions. 

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