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Death to cheating boyfriends Ah! Back to cheating ass holes are we? Anybody who knows me knows that I am a very selfish individual...at least when it comes to men. I literally loathe sharing things so personal. Should a guy choose to date me, he should do his homework really well and never under any circumstance let me catch him so much as winking at another chick.True friendship can survive almost anything...even ‘moments of weakness’ or just plain stupidity as I prefer to put it. I really do not understand why my friend would choose to fool around with a man she well knows is attached to me but if there is one thing I’m good at, it is looking on the bright side. I must have some serious taste if out of all the men walking the Earth, she chose mine!So I would maybe spit a few words her way and call her a back-stabbing two faced b%@# but then again, there is a reason she is my best friend. So, after the poisonous words thrown her way, I would forgive her because it is the Christian thing to do then hope that she makes the effort to fix our friendship.But as for the cheating prick, hell to the no! Okay, I would forgive him after making him sweat and beg with a butcher knife neatly placed below his member, but thinking we can get back to the way things were would make me an even bigger fool than he was for thinking he could get away with ‘exciting’ my best friend .Guys who cheat will always cheat and maybe so will women, so you may ask yourself what’s to stop my friend from going after my next mate? Let’s just say that after the ‘butcher knife under his balls’ incident that I will make sure she witnesses, she’ll be stupid to want a bite of my pie ever again!It is one thing to flirt with someone at a bar or get drunk and sleep with a girl whose name you can’t be bothered to remember but that girl being my ‘bestie’ is a whole other issue. At this rate he will not find it odd to extend his ‘weak moments’ to my sisters and other relatives! So, I would rather get rid of the douche before I find myself in rivalry with every creature that menstruates.