…think I should always tell them about my movements. In case you did not know, freedom of movement is a basic human right and I am glad to be able to exercise this right fully. However, I am always pissed off by idle people who complain that I did not tell them about my movements. You all know the people I am talking about. The ones who love saying, “how could you come to Kigali and not call me? You were in Kampala for holiday and didn’t tell me, why?” Well you are not an immigration officer or the nyumba kumi, so I don’t think I should be telling you anything, other than that I hate you! My movements are totally none of your business. …waste time waiting for the lift, when they can climb the stairs. I wonder why people with weak brains continue to live with the rest of us. For example, you find someone waiting for the lift (elevator) yet they are just going to the next floor. Why don’t you just climb the stairs and save time? What if the elevator was not there in the first place? And besides, Rwanda is a country of a thousand hills; do you mean to tell me that you also use an elevator to climb the hill as you go to your home? Of course not. Since you have the experience to climb hills, then you should have no trouble climbing the stairs in the high rise building. Stop exposing your foolishness and climb the stairs instead now. …forget that they are carrying babies as they enter commuter taxis. Some things in this life are really hard to forget. A lady who spent nine months pregnant and went on to give birth to a baby, cannot convince me that she has forgotten that she is carrying a baby weighing more than ten kilos on her back. For this very reason, please clap for me as I embark on hating all those women who forget they are carrying a child on the back as they enter a taxi and in the process, the child’s head is dangerously banged on the car. How I wish these foolish women would be the ones to endure this pain instead. If you know you are that forgetful, at least find a helmet for your baby. …continue to hold their phones while using a hands-free facility. I have proved that stupidity is one of the most difficult things to hide from the public. Oh how I hate these people who buy a hands-free phone set but when they receive a call, they continue to hold the phone and speak into the small microphone. Why on earth do you purchase something you cannot use effectively? It is like buying shoes and continuing to walk bare-footed. Such people are frustrating this country’s ICT plans by exposing to the whole world that their brains are on an eternal vacation. I think they should be arrested. …are still in a holiday mood instead of doing their jobs. I know we all deserve holidays but allow me to hate people who by the time you read this, are still in a holiday mood. In case you have not realised, we are already approaching the half way mark of the first month of 2011. In case you are still wasting time in the office, just know that I will be convincing your boss to fire you as soon as I finish writing this paragraph. If on Monday you have no job then you know I did talk to your boss. Why don’t all people be like me, very hardworking. I continue doing my job of hating even when others break off for holidays. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 788 545293
