…spend their time staring at others in restaurants. I think the reason we are punished with natural disasters like tsunamis and earthquakes is because some people think it is ok to stare at others for no reason. Ever been in a restaurant and there is that dude who finished his food about two decades ago but continues to suck on a toothpick like it is a new brand of lollipop. I am talking about that annoying fellow who will watch you as you add salt to your food, counting every single grain and probably wondering whether the salt should have been an added cost. Why don’t people simply mind their business, if your food is finished and you still want to be in the restaurant I suggest you pour some tomato sauce on your plate and eat that instead of staring at other people who are trying to cure hunger? …look down on others because of the jobs they do. As I have come to learn, stupidity is more abundant than most things in this day and age. It always baffles me that there are still some people who despise others based on the jobs they do. So you think because you have a good job and can swing in a chair like a confused squirrel you are much better than other people who earn an honest living doing manual work? Do these people come to your house to beg you for food? What makes you think they do not deserve respect just like you? No all of us can work in air conditioned offices and so we should respect those who work in other environments. At the end of the day, they also pay taxes just like you. …only believe something is real if they touch it. I have that stupid excuse that African eyes are in their hands but please keep such nonsensical stereotypes to your family and not to everything else. I have never understood the illogical habit of having to touch something to check its authenticity. I see women touching other women’s hair to check. Would the same woman like it if I rubbed my hand over their face to check if their face is ‘real’ after all the makeup and those Nike eyebrows they draw on each morning? Do you know how stupid you look each time you say, “Let me see” while stretching out your fingers to touch? These fingers of yours that double as eyes must be the filthiest around since they touch almost everything all the time. Stop it! …ask you where you bought the gadgets your carry. Of course it is good to ask for information when you don’t know but this should not be done all the time and everywhere. There is this tribe of losers I often meet in the commuter taxis who on seeing your phone are quick to ask you where you bought it and how much. I always feel like just slapping such people but I guess they have rights too. Anyway, why should you bother me with such questions when you can just go to a phone shop? What if I just tell you that I did not even buy the phone, that I just picked or inherited it from my late father, would that make you happy? By the time you a board a commuter taxi, I just want to go home not to be interviewed by some envious loser. If your hobby is asking questions then I suggest you befriend Google. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or text me at +250 788 545293
