Some habits simply can’t be ignored

I don’t know about other women, but I like a guy with detectable flaws. If he insists on being prettier than me then that’s cool, but he better have something on him that tells me he is human; perhaps a little snore from time to time (nothing that will bring the house down) or I’ll need about two cans of air freshener for when he is done using the bathroom! Human!However, flawed as I like them, I can’t stand anything that is not natural. Like I hate it when a guy strews his stuff all over the place even when he can clearly see how neat the place is. I am not one of those irritatingly organised people but it pisses me off having to pick up after a grown #@% person like I would a child!This might sound strange to some people, but I have seen more than enough men, with no shame, picking boogers out their nose! Now, should a man develop this disgusting habit along the way, guarantee I will throw him in a cave, roll a huge stone over the entrance and let him sit there and think about what he did. He can come out after he is willing to learn a few manners. My love for cooking does not give a man the right to sit around and do nothing. I like a man that can cook – it would be nice to kick back, relax and let a man make me some dinner once in a while. The ultimate rage is taking time to cook it with no help whatsoever, watch him demolish it like a wild animal, then wait for him to throw his plate into the sink like he can’t be nice and wash it - while yelling for toothpicks! That, I cannot swallow. If I have to drag him to the sink to rinse while I wash, so be it!  Also, when a couple is still dating, they may live separately, so it is hard to know every little fact about a person till you move in together. And if we do, should I notice that he owns only one pair of boxers that he washes about once in 2 fortnights, we are going to have a problem. That’s not natural, that’s just gross!