• Thinking we’ll never get over him. We will. Two months and several powdered donuts later... we’ll feel better.

• Hacking into email or phones looking for suspicious messages and then yelling at him for the "k thnx bye” text he sent to his female co-worker two months ago. "kthnx” is not code for "hot steamy sex.

• Thinking our partners must be interested in everything we do, think and say.

• Putting so much energy into the idea of a fairy-tale romance that we’re disappointed with anything less.

• Dropping our friends when we’re falling in love. Friends help define who we are, and we need them when things get tough.

• Thinking that getting a boyfriend or husband will solve all our problems. No one can fix our lives for us!

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