What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?ClaustrophobicWhy does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low ‘elf’ esteem!What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood!What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A Christmas Quacker!Where does a snowman keep his money?  In a snow bank!What do call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause!