• You write her a really big message and she replies “k” or when you watch a sex scene in a movie with your parents.• You pass by a group of boys/girls and all of a sudden they put everything on hold and just stare at you.
• You write her a really big message and she replies "k” or when you watch a sex scene in a movie with your parents.
• You pass by a group of boys/girls and all of a sudden they put everything on hold and just stare at you.
• You release really bad air in public or when you call the wrong number and start talking nonsense.
• When you sleep over at a friend’s and wake up before they do and all you can do is stare at the ceiling hopelessly.
• When a mutual friend tries to introduce you to someone you’ve already hooked up with like you two don’t know each other.
• When you misspell baby to your girlfriend and she thinks you’re cheating on her with a girl named Abby.
• When you think loudly or when you’ve been saying "human bean” for 16 years instead of "human being.”
• When you’re rubbing something off the front of your pants, only to realize that a lot of people are staring at you rub at your crotch furiously.
• The awkward moment when you sleep in class and you unknowingly fart really loudly OR when you sleep in class, and start dreaming then you find yourself screaming in class.
• When one of your family members sends you a family request on Facebook. And you are like ’oh oh’.
• When you notice your "fly” is open, and you have to go back and think through every social encounter you’ve had since the last time you went to the bathroom.
• When you’re hanging out with a "Bruno Mars” and he keeps telling people he’s not doing anything or hanging out yet this guy is recognized by the discipline master. You are always in trouble.
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