• Valentine’s Day would be moved from 14th February to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

• Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to «I love you.»

• There would be a lot of greeting cards that go like, «Sorry, what was your name again? thanks»

• The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

• There would be 4-5 satellite TV sets, play stations and Xboxes in the bathroom and favorite teams or players as curtains or wallpapers.

• You could go on a date either on foot or if she is HOT a bicycle would do.

• Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could give your wife-to-be a giant foam hand that said, «You’re #1!»

• There would be one brand of car for two decades.

• Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

Jokes

Boy: Woohoo! I think your nickname should be Google.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Coz you’ve got everything I am looking for.
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Boy: Ain’t you tired sweetheart?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Coz you’ve been running in my mind all day long.lol
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Teacher: whoever answers the next question can go home
Dube throws his bag through the window pane
Teacher: who through the bag in the window?
Dube: me!! Me teacher! and I am going home.
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This guy who had just gotten to learn English was called by his friend and asked him what he was doing—the guy replied he was kissing the book (gusoma igitabo) because he had just finished opening food (gufungura/eat).

Ends