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When three bodies turned up at the morgue with very big smiles on their faces, the detective was inquisitive to know and asked the coroners why.

Monday, June 14, 2010

When three bodies turned up at the morgue with very big smiles on their faces, the detective was inquisitive to know and asked the coroners why.

"Jones died of a heart attack while having fun with his wife hence the smile on his face. Smith had just won a lottery and was hit by a bus. He never saw it coming. This poor guy, Julius was not too bright. He was struck by lightning repeatedly while climbing a tree,” the coroner explained.

"So why the smile?” asked the detective.

"He thought someone was taking his picture.”

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