Funny Riddles

Can giraffes have babies? • No, they only have giraffes! How do rabbits travel? • By Hareplanes!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Can giraffes have babies? 
• No, they only have giraffes!

How do rabbits travel?
 • By Hareplanes!

What clothing does a house wear?
 • Address

What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
 • Pumps

What kind of ties can’t you wear?
 • Railroad ties

What did the sock say to the foot?
 • You are putting me on

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