Kids Jokes about Animals:
Q: What bug is welcome in apartments?A: Ten-ants. Q: Where do ants eat?A: At a restaur-ant. Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?A: An eleph-ant.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Q: What bug is welcome in apartments?
A: Ten-ants.
Q: Where do ants eat?
A: At a restaur-ant.
Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant.
Q: What’s even bigger than that?
A: A gi-ant!
Q: What does an octopus wear in the winter?
A: A coat of arms.
Q: What bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin.
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?
A: "Ouch”!
Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer’s day?
A: A mice cream cone.
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