• What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

• What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!

• What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!

• Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!

• How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
Tell him a joke
when he's a baby!

• What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!

• What is a myth?
A female moth!

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