What did the left eye say to the right eye? 

Between us, something smells! 

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me! 

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 

Because 7, 8, 9

What is a witch’s favourite subject in school? 

Spelling! 

When does a joke become a "dad” joke?

When the punchline is a parent. 

What do cows read?

CATTLE-logs.

What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Compiled by Dennis Agaba