Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?

The baby, because he is a little bigger.

Mike is a butcher. He is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh?

Meat

A farmer has 17 sheep and all but nine die. How many are left?

Nine

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that, he is running out of the woods.

In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

They all do.

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

Fire

Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?

Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.

When you have me, you immediately feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me.

A secret

What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?

Your breath!

Compiled by Dennis Agaba