…organise parties with needless strict rules. I won’t lie to you, I love attending parties. In fact if you have a party anytime soon, invite me. However I cannot fail to hate on the weird breed of people who organise parties and attach weird rules like requiring everyone to dress in white? Who comes up with such silly ideas?

Is the food also wrapped in white? What happened to just dressing smartly for a party. Some of us do not even own white trousers and if you insist on white, we may be compelled to just wrap our white bed sheets around ourselves and show up. I think the people who organise such parties just miss school uniforms or just don’t have enough food and drinks, so they come up with such rules to eliminate people like me.

…when they see you working, they ask you for money. There are days when some human beings behave like they are in a race to prove how annoying they can be. Take for example the ones who instantly ask you for money just because they have seen you doing some work.

These jokers already have their own jobs but think because you are working you should just give them some money just like that. I always wonder why such people do not just update their CVs and send them to apply for the same job if they think there is so much money to throw around? What makes them think that when you got the job you agreed to dish out money to anyone who will notice that you are working? Some of these people need to get free mental checkups and treatment.

…think success always has to be due to some mystery. I have come to the conclusion that this world is full of malicious and envious jokers who instead of working hard prefer to spend their time explaining how others became successful. I am talking about those people who were probably switched at birth and ended up being breast fed by strangers.

These people spend their entire lives talking about how so and so became rich because of joining illuminati or used witchcraft. I wonder why they do not do the same since they are sure of the route to success. These people never want to work hard unless working hard refers to gossiping about other people. I know constitutions allow freedom of speech but I really think such jokers should express themselves behind bars.

…always try to justify crimes committed by people who look like them. I am simply sick and tired of the people who pretend that only black people and Arabs are guilty of crimes. Those people who suckled racism from birth and will try to explain how a white criminal had mental issues or was stressed at the time of committing the crime. Who tells these part time thinkers that crime has a colour?

What happened to calling a spade a spade? Do they think that in this era of Google we cannot tell the difference between a spoon and a spade? The world cannot be run on such hypocrisy and racism. Why can’t they just emulate The Hater and do/say things without fear or favour.

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