…assume that Santa hats look good on anyone. I had a tough time being in some places during the festive season. You know those places where because it is the season all staff members are given those red Santa Claus hats.

Well someone has to say this but not everyone can pull off the Santa look with that hat. It can be disturbing for example when the janitor also dons one. There is something weird about finding Santa cleaning the toilet for example. Some wore the hat but also wore very mean faces probably because the December salaries had delayed. And by the way, I thought Santa is supposed to be giving out gifts not just standing there pretending to be doing some work while wearing a miserable face.

...post irrelevant comments on social media threads. Have you ever been going through an interesting thread on Facebook then you land on an irrelevant comment posted by someone who does not deserve to procreate if the world is to become a better place?

I am talking about the ones who post random comments. Others are discussing government programmes then a joker suddenly posts something like, "who has a small pin charger?” I have seen some advertising their used cheap phones in the middle of a serious thread as if buying off a third hand Techno is developmental in the first place. I am sorry to say but I think these are the same people who used to write on walls…toilet walls.

…complain about obvious things at the beginning of the year. At the beginning of each year you are bound to cross paths with serial complainers who never seem to have a solution in the first place. I am talking about the people who are already crying about poverty and how January is a ‘dry’ month.

Ok sir, we have heard your concerns but who is not broke anyway. Even this writer is too broke right now and is just lucky that you cannot see his broke face as you read this. Can you offer some solutions to this problem instead of just whining every minute? How about we form an association of broke people and we send an email to Bill Gates so he can adopt us?

You see even that does not work so just stop the complaining. We all have our struggles right now.

…always ask me lousy questions at the beginning of the year. The New Year has started but some people should have stayed in 2014. Take for example the empty heads who think they can start a conversation by asking me where the New Year found me. How is such a question supposed to even bridge the gap between the rich and the poor?

Such questions are for criminals to answer when police is trying to investigate crime. And assuming I told you, will you tell me whether I should have been in another place or what? Can’t you just wish me a happy new year instead of asking for my GPS records?

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