I hate people who...

...always ask if you still reside somewhere. I am honestly sick and tired of these people who always seem to have nothing of importance to release from their mouths. The kind who whenever they meet you they ask you that same annoying question of whether you still reside where you reside.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

…always ask if you still reside somewhere. I am honestly sick and tired of these people who always seem to have nothing of importance to release from their mouths. The kind who whenever they meet you they ask you that same annoying question of whether you still reside where you reside. Do I look like a nomad to these people? Since when are people expecting to have shifted from an area every time you meet them? Is this supposed to be an excuse for not visiting me or simply not having better things to say?

…think fashion is all about wearing uncomfortable shoes. I am sure you have seen such people before, especially women. They are often common at parties all dressed in very high heel shoes and walking around like zombies trying to dodge landmines. Who exactly are they trying to impress with such agricultural walking styles. What happened to dressing simple as opposed to try to act as an accident waiting to happen? And we know you are a short person, so don’t think we could be fooled by the high heels.

…make the rain an excuse for almost everything. Alright, we know you are not rich enough to own a car and the rain does affect your movements from time to time. But should this be an excuse for everything? What happened to owning an umbrella and some rain suitable clothes? Did you really think the job you have is for the dry season only? What if your boss decides that he could not pay because of the rain? And how come you still do not miss your meals because of the rain. Maybe you should just move to the Sahara desert and leave us in peace.

…mistake their cheap laptops for sound systems. It is a generally accepted fact that most cheap laptops have very lousy speakers and you are better off using headphones, especially if you are in a shared office or public space. However, there is always this human reject who thinks they should double as a funeral DJ while at work by using their laptop speakers to punish everyone around for having chosen to be nearby. These are the same people you find walking around their neighbourhood with a small cheap radio on very high volume. I know it is harsh but I wish they were deaf.

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