Husband gets more than he bargained for
A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a two-week training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip.
She answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband smiles and says: “A beautiful Mozambican girl!”
The woman keeps quiet and leaves. Two weeks later he picked her up at the airport and asked: “Honey, how was your trip?”
“Very good, thank you,” replied the wife “And, what happened to my gift that I told you to bring me?” the husband asked
“What gift?” asked the wife.
“The one I asked for—the Mozambican girl, don’t you remember?”
“Oh, that?” she asked. “Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!”
The husband fainted.