Humour: MEN OR MALE ADULTS

What do you call an adult male human being who is not a man? Being a man is more than being a male adult human! Human-race expects you to behave in certain ways, what you say, do, and the way you dress matter a lot more than you think. Let’s talk about a few things this hard–to-grade faction does that humiliates the male species.

What do you call an adult male human being who is not a man? Being a man is more than being a male adult human! Human-race expects you to behave in certain ways, what you say, do, and the way you dress matter a lot more than you think. Let’s talk about a few things this hard–to-grade faction does that humiliates the male species.

Plaits and treated hair:
It’s not only feminine but also nauseating and sends alarm similar to those sent by the New Hampshire bishopric to see a mature male human with plaited or worse with wet-look hair, we know its your right but please remember we share the same sex and some of us would love to keep it pure.
If Didier Drogba is your role model, please copy his other traits and leave his hair style alone.

But if buying products from the same counter and stalking the same hair stylist as your sister or girlfriend is ok with you, then maybe your problem is deeper than we anticipated.

Long fingernails:
Talons and craws replaced your once human finger nails?  Brother no doubt you’re lost, Kingdom Animalia is where you belong, to human race you’re not only an embarrassment but a horror too.

Keeping long finger nails is a visible sign of immaturity and idleness, a combination that is unflattering; if you’re aiming at plunging into Guinness book of records then you have my blessing though I’d still advocate another field.

In –chains:
Apart from making metal detectors scream, the iron ringed necks, wrists, anklets, plus chains and pins remind me of slave trade epoch. To free people it’s so absurd.

Colours and fabrics:
Silk and chiffon on biceps confuse us, especially if it’s teemed with eye blinding colours like sunflower-yellow, lime-green, sky-blue or orange.

Unless you’re aiming to make rainbows, traffic lights and peacocks jealous, get your colours right! I’ve never known a sadder thing than a man who tinted his hair green or gold. Please, don’t let Father Christmas be more chic than you.

Affected accent:
I do not know what it is about extra accented language but it sounds spurious to our ears and they usually go hand in hand with a melon-sized ego.

The gossip:
the only male talk I knew was the politics and sports. Today there’s a breed of men who gossip liberally as if it’s the natural thing to do.

Many times they call each other on the phone and go like Patrick nkufitiye inkru ishushye, (I have a hot story for you) when they meet, don’t expect to hear them talking about the latest news about the up coming World Cup or Formula 1 updates.

They will gossip till the sun goes down! Even women these days hardly ever get time to sit and gossip. Ladies now days switched channels from gossip to business, latest trends if time permits they talk about the up-to-the-minute soaps.

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