When God created mothers

When the good Lord was creating mothers, he was into his sixth day of overtime, when an angel appeared and said, “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.”  And the Lord said, “Have you read the spec on this one? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic; have 180 moveable parts, all replaceable; run on black coffee and leftovers; have a lap that disappears when she stands up, a kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair, and six pair of hands.
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