Cold War: Meat Attacks Vegetable

Somebody stunned me with their meat crave. “If it has a face, I will eat it!” they said. I had started to worry thinking that the whole world believes that going vegan is the only respectable option. My luck happened to be just around the corner; as many people as I couldn’t imagine love meat just as much as I do, actually, love is an understatement, they covet/worship meat. As a matter of fact, I wish to join an anti-vegetarian organization or form one for Rwanda. I first of all estimated the numbers of people I have met in my life since I was a toddler and discovered that actually, only two people I have met are vegetarians. Here are some of the craziest and most hilarious comments you will get from meat lovers a.k.a meatatarians. • There is plenty of room for all of Gods creatures ... on my plate!! • If God didnt want us to eat animals ... He wouldnt have made them out of meat. • I didnt claw my way up the food chain so I could eat vegetables. Dont allow activist vegetarians to dictate what you can legally eat! Meat consumption is part of a balanced diet. • Save a melon. Eat a vegetarian. Vegans worry about eating animals. Meatatarians worry about eating fruits and vegetables. Why save a cow when you can save a melon? • When a vegan scientist invents a meat-flavored vegetable, well talk. • Vegans will never know the thrill of chasing down ones dinner. Hunting vegetables is not fun or tasty. • You are what you eat. So, is that vegetables or meat? Let vegans be vegetables. Meatatarians are made of meat.• For every animal you don’t eat, am going to eat four! And finally, here is a trick for the meat lovers. The next time you have meat and mashed potatoes; put a very large blob of potatoes on your plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks you why you didn’t get more meat, just say, “Oh, you mean this?” and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where you’ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? Ends