Fun Corner

Funny Riddles 1. Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck.  2. What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Answer: Pay him!                                                       3. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs? Answer: Because they hog the ball!

Funny Riddles

1. Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck.
 2. What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you?
Answer: Pay him!

3. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?
Answer: Because they hog the ball!

4. Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
Answer: The one with the biggest head!

Favourite Tongue Twisters

 • A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
“Is it harder to toot:
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

• The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick
 • What noise annoys an oyster?
The noise that annoys an oyster
is a noise that knows no oyster.

• The Leith police dismisseth thee,
The Leith police dismisseth us.
 • Pure food for poor mules

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