The Hater:I hate people who…

send me useless text messages as I wait for an important one. Oh that time of the month. No, I am not talking about women’s periods. I mean the time when you are expecting your salary to be sent to your account and to be notified by a text message from your bank. If you know the time I am talking about, then I am sure you know about the lousy messages that you receive and for a moment you think they are from the bank, only to discover that they are from Rwanda Police asking you to go for a driving test if you had registered or just from MTN telling you about a new offer as if you can use it to pay your rent. Don’t you just hate the people who send such messages?

send me useless text messages as I wait for an important one.

Oh that time of the month. No, I am not talking about women’s periods. I mean the time when you are expecting your salary to be sent to your account and to be notified by a text message from your bank. If you know the time I am talking about, then I am sure you know about the lousy messages that you receive and for a moment you think they are from the bank, only to discover that they are from Rwanda Police asking you to go for a driving test if you had registered or just from MTN telling you about a new offer as if you can use it to pay your rent. Don’t you just hate the people who send such messages?   

…give you unpleasant news with a smile on their face.
Some people deserve more than just being hated on this page. They need to be thrown off a cliff I think. Such a level of hatred is for those people who pass on sad news while smiling. Even gone to the bank with no money left in your pocket only for the cashier to smile as she tells you, “There is nothing on your account. In fact it is in negative.” Ok, I know they tell these people to smile when talking to customers. But what is there to smile about when The Hater is standing in front of you as you break his heart. When it is money that I need, looking at the majority of your dental formula only makes want to kick you in the teeth.

…insist on arguing with customers when they are in the wrong. 
Correct me if I am wrong, but, I think in business the customer is king or queen and to me this means that the King (The Hater) is always right. So, based on the powers vested in me as a King doubling as a customer, I hate when I complain about something in a restaurant and the waiter tries arguing with me. I went to a restaurant and asked for lemons with my tea and the guy brought oranges and kept insisting that they were lemons. He even had the guts to ask me to taste them as if that is not how I found out they were not lemons in the first place. What makes such jokers think I there for a debate?

…cannot perform their job but pretend and waste time.
How can you not hate on technicians who know nothing about the job of a technician? I am talking about the pretenders who will open up a gadget, and then fail to identify the problem then start asking you stupid questions like. “Does your TV work when there is strong wind?” Dude I thought I called a technician and not a weather man. I hate when an ignorant technician turns into a journalist asking me all sorts of questions to cover their ignorance.  Being able to open the screws of an electrical appliance, does not make you a technician. 

…do not bother to remove decorations after using them.
 I swear I am not making this up but the Japanese restaurant in Nyarutarama, Sakae does have visible Christmas graffiti and yes we are in June now. Tell me you don’t hate these people for keeping up something that is over six months late. At this rate I think they are banking on Christmas to come around without anyone noticing but unfortunately, The Hater has noticed so please get rid of that shameful stuff before I report you to the Japanese embassy for being a shame to your country. Do not even try bribing me with free sushi.

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