I hate people who…

 …drive smoky cars on the clean Kigali streets. It is a fact that Kigali has some of the cleanest streets you can find in East Africa. I therefore don’t see why you can fail to join me in hating the merciless people who go around driving cars that emit thick black smoke choking pedestrians like me and turning our skies black.

 …drive smoky cars on the clean Kigali streets. It is a fact that Kigali has some of the cleanest streets you can find in East Africa. I therefore don’t see why you can fail to join me in hating the merciless people who go around driving cars that emit thick black smoke choking pedestrians like me and turning our skies black.

The other day I saw one such car emitting thick black smoke I was almost tempted to stop the driver to ask “Mufite amafiriti?” (Do you have French fries?) You may call me mad but I still think that something was being cooked inside that car and hence the smoke.   

 …pretend to be selling food to unsuspecting buyers. We all know how popular beans are in Rwanda. I personally enjoy eating them especially when they are well prepared. However I have realised that sometimes when one goes to buy beans in a shop, they are given more than just beans. Don’t you just hate those jokers who sell beans that are mixed with stones? Dude I asked for a kilo of beans, not half beans and half stones. And why would you sell me stones? I asked for beans not construction materials. I swear one of these days I am going to collect all the stones and stone your dysfunctional head.  

 …continuously feed us on stale material every day. I don’t know if you guys ever take time to watch anything on our wonderful “station of choice” Rwanda TV. If you do then I hope I won’t be the only one hating them for always broadcasting and rebroadcasting the same stuff over and over again. It has become a little too much that sometimes I think that REBROADCAST is a new channel that I did not know about. Sometimes they just do not know when to use or not use the word LIVE. A few weeks back, they played a music video by Jennifer Lopez & Lil Wayne with the word LIVE on the screen. I wanted to rush to the RTV studios to see if indeed J-Lo was there! It would be unfair not to hate such jokers for sure.  

 …take ages and ages to decide on what to wear. I don’t even see why I should elaborate on this. It is pretty obvious. Don’t you just hate anybody who spends so much time deciding on which clothes to wear before stepping out of their homes? I mean it is not like you are in a store trying to decide what to buy. These are your clothes so what is so hard now? At the end of the day you are simply covering your nakedness and looking decent do not make it look like rocket science. Such people do not even deserve to own mirrors, they need decisive minds. Stop wasting your friends’ or spouse’s time.  

 …continue making useless changes and ignoring the important ones. I thought I was done with hating on Mark Zuckerberg and his endless tinkering of the Facebook social networking platform. Every now and then you wake up and find he has changed the site. I even wonder whether he can keep one wife if he is so obsessed with changes. Anyway today I found another reason to hate on Facebook. I really hate the fact that Zuckerberg is always making useless changes instead of adding the ‘dislike’ button. There are so many things I see that I would have loved to dislike but I am just left with frustration. Is it so hard to design a dislike button?

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