…wear clothes that hardly cover their under garments.
I know you have probably seen one such person today already. She was in the taxi wearing a very small top and tight pair of jeans that kind of sagged at the waist to reveal her underwear. When it was her turn to get out, more was undesirably on display.
And didn’t you hate her more the moment she pretended to pull up her trousers? I hope your answers are affirmative because if they are not then you are a pervert and I hate you the more.
…do not think of others when they use their umbrellas.
It looks like the rain has made it a point to show up much more often of late. Now some people with umbrellas are really getting on my nerves.
Some do not know when to fold the wet umbrella while others keep it low while moving in a crowded place unknowingly stubbing some of us! Whoever has an umbrella should watch out for the guy with the hat. If you don’t know how to use without inconveniencing the rest of us…I hate you!!
…always rush in for free things.
I wonder why some people find it hard to work and get paid. Even God worked for six days although I am not sure of how much he was paid.
Anyway the point is why should you reap where you did not sow? I have no time to hate dead people but you must have heard of the over 100 Kenyans who got roasted while trying to collect free fuel.
For now I will hate all those who are still alive but hate to work and would do the very same thing next time a fuel tanker falls.
…who think their phones are public music systems.
I don’t know what can be done about the so many bad habits associated with mobile phones. This week I was in a taxi and the guy seated next to me decided to unleash his Chinese made version of a smart phone, selected some songs and had them playing for all of us in the taxi to hear.
Well, did he think we needed to be in a mobile disco? Or maybe the fact that without the bass the songs sounded so lousy.
…pretend to suddenly have so much love on February 14.
Thousands of you fall in this category. I am not one of you because mine is consistent hate not love. The rest of you think that there is magic in this day and you went around buying plastic flowers and trying to fit in red and black outfits. Let me tell you something. Your love should be spread across the year not squeezed into one 24-hour day.
I will not stop hating until you all change for the better. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to email@example.com