THE HATER : I hate people who…

…speak on their mobile phones when riding motorcycles. This is addressed to the trademark Kigali “Taxi Moto” fellows who now feel too smart for the law. Laws are made to protect us and using a mobile phone while driving or riding is indeed dangerous. Any fool who does this, is simply trying to get quick passage to a grave. These jokers, who are known to wear about four jackets on a hot day, have designed a trick of using their phones. They push their cheap Karasharamye phones inside the helmet and then start talking about Jose Mourinho or Sir Alex Ferguson as if he is their relative. This is illegal and I hate it. The police should arrest such guys, take away their motorcycles and give them bicycles. …annoyingly let one fingernail to grow so long. I am not a fashion expert but atleast, I can tell when I see something that disgusts me. What is this nonsense of some men growing their little finger to unusual lengths? Has the cost of nail cutters gone up or are some people just trying to be dangerous, by moving around with the kind of fingernails that can give you instant Tetanus, once you get in contact with them. Those nails are for bloodsucking creatures in horror films and, are therefore not trendy in anyway. People with such, are always dirty because they never wash thoroughly for fear that the nail will break off. …use abusive language against their children. It is very good to discipline your child each time you feel he/she has misbehaved. However, sometimes ,The Hater feels you should be the one getting the disciplining (beating is what I mean please!) when you decide to use obscenities as a form of punishment. Your child, may be misbehaving but when you start throwing obscenities out of your mouth like it is a sceptic tank then you have crossed the line. You should be very ashamed of yourself. Actually, I pray you get cancer of the tongue. If you do not want this to happen, then I suggest you stop this habit and remember to wash your filthy mouth with Omo and JIK! …think it is so cool to wear several rings on their fingers. I have to first point out that The Hater is still single and hating. So I have no ring, yet! In the meantime, I just hate so much anyone who wears so many rings as if it is a sign of polygamy. You find these adults who missed their childhood, wearing at least three (cheap) rings on each hand. I am told it is called bling - bling and it is cool. No its not. Shaking hands with such jokers is like putting your hand in a scrap yard. Stop blindly copying everything you see on TV. I just pray that one day you are ‘arrested’ by a heavy magnet. …pick up your phone and start playing games. One of these days, I am going to write a letter to the manufacturers of my Nokia phone. I want them to start making phones that do not have the games applications. Yes, I am tired of all those people who for lack of better things to do, grab my phone and play games until the battery is down. Please comrades; I bought a phone is not a toy. If you feel you really need to play, then I suggest you go to the casino or to a nursery school and play with the kids there. I use my phone to communicate not to see how a long snake moves around a small screen. Let me help you hate by sending your suggestions to thehater2009@gmail.com or a text message to +250 758 545293.