THE HATER : I hate people who…

…cannot wait in a queue. Having to stand in a long queue for a service is never an interesting experience. This situation can be worsened when an inconsiderate mammal decides not to respect those who came before him/her and instead tries to arrogantly move to the front of the line. Such impatient and disrespectful people really get to my nerves. Whenever I see them, I find myself contemplating murder! I am only restrained by one of the Ten Commandments in that holy book we call the bible.

…cannot wait in a queue. Having to stand in a long queue for a service is never an interesting experience.

This situation can be worsened when an inconsiderate mammal decides not to respect those who came before him/her and instead tries to arrogantly move to the front of the line. Such impatient and disrespectful people really get to my nerves.

Whenever I see them, I find myself contemplating murder! I am only restrained by one of the Ten Commandments in that holy book we call the bible.

And by the way since we shall all die one day, I wonder why these people do not simply try suicide so that they do not have to wait for anything else. 

…let their phones to ring endlessly. One of these days I may have to write a protest letter to the president to do something about such useless people. I am really fed up of these people who have songs as their ring tones and when the phone rings they hesitate to answer because they want to listen to the whole song.

I recently met a lady with a beautiful but fake Chinese-made Nokia phone. When the cheap gadget rang, she delayed to pick up as she listened to that song, “Alina Potential…”

This mentally unfortunate lady thinks that her phone is an iPod without headphones! As the song played I realised that indeed she was blessed with the potential to exhibit foolishness.  

…display ignorance when handling a microphone. I really hate those fellows who leave the village but fail to get rid of the village in them. I usually see these jokers at functions like weddings.

The MC gives him the microphone and instead of starting with his speech, he decides to foolishly blow air into the microphone!

Wake up please; that is a microphone not a whistle. Others hit the microphone with their fingers. It is also not rare to hear someone simply blubbering, “Testing one, two!” Come on, this testing is done before the function and not the speech.

…argue that smartness knows no weather. This is one of the most sense-deficient statements one can utter. These days it can really be so hot, you may actually think that the Sahara has finally come to Rwanda. But then I get confused and annoyed when I see folks who suspend their thinking and dress up in long sleeved shirts, with neckties and even a coat in this torturing sunshine.

They call it smartness but The Hater thinks it is actually a mobile sauna. It even becomes worse when you have to sit in a small commuter taxi with three other passengers on the same seat!

I am lucky that my job does not require me to dress in such a suicidal manner. I can even hate without any clothes on!  

…use their bare hands to wipe sweat. The current hot weather seems to bring out the worst in people. Have you seen those very foolish fellows who use their hands to wipe sweat off their faces after walking camel distances in the hot sun?

To prove that there is nothing wrong with this disgusting habit, these uncultured fellows will not think twice before offering you their sweaty palms for an unsolicited handshake.

I think the best way for me to deal with these people who think a handkerchief is a luxury will be for me to wear a glove at all times.

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