Girls that scare men 0ff!

The Airbus receptionist: A big number of Kigali babes belong in this basket. Have you ever landed a girl, every time you meet your blood boils burning your veins and arteries? Luckily you managed to secure a date, being the gentleman you are, you reach at the venue on time. Minutes later she walks in sparkling like a star, flashes you a killer smile and your heart skips a beat or two or three but you somehow stay alive. Her phone glued on her ear, she gives you a peck. You both sit. The waiter waits for ages to take your order.
What could be the source of stress?
What could be the source of stress?

The Airbus receptionist: A big number of Kigali babes belong in this basket. Have you ever landed a girl, every time you meet your blood boils burning your veins and arteries?

Luckily you managed to secure a date, being the gentleman you are, you reach at the venue on time. Minutes later she walks in sparkling like a star, flashes you a killer smile and your heart skips a beat or two or three but you somehow stay alive.

Her phone glued on her ear, she gives you a peck. You both sit. The waiter waits for ages to take your order.

Having stood like an electricity pole for a couple of minutes you pity the waiter, tell him to come back later. You are now also fuming deep inside. Finally, she hangs up! “Sweetheart I am so sorry,” she smiles sweetly and innocently.

Before she finishes the word her phone rings again. This time you hope she’s going to tell the caller to call later but wapi! Does she even know you’re bothered?

She’s now laughing on top of her voice, acting like you don’t even exist. By the time she’s done, you’re already pissed. This time she moves closer to your side, holds your hand asking how you are. That’s after twenty five minutes or so.

“Have you ordered for anything to eat?” She innocently asks.

Ameki color representative: These colourful girls mostly between the ages of seventeen and twenty five want all things and everything. They paint their faces all the colours of the rainbow.

Their shouting colours could make a peacock shy and traffic lights envious. The first thing that comes to mind when you see them, is Christmas, for they closely resemble a Christmas tree. In most cases their manners match their painted faces & clothes.

Thank God all warning signs are visible for all to see. Their moods are usually as many as the colours they don.

Co-operative girls. This is another kind that turns off every man like a light-switch! You met her at a friend’s party; she’s a real looker, a head-turner. You talk for a couple of minutes, and you really seem to like each other.

You exchange numbers. As days go by, with countless phone calls, you decide to meet and get to know each other better. Being a Friday, you leave office, go home, take a shower, you are certainly in a wow mood!

You put on your casual wear humming a Lionel Ritchie song; you rush-off to meet your date. At first you don’t believe your eyes.

What you planned as a table for two turns out to be a co-operative meeting or something like that. “Who are all these girls?” you ask yourself. You slowly approach the group. “Hi darling?” she wraps you in a giant teddy bear hug. “Meet my friends. This is carol, Betty, Irene and my cousin joy.”

“Hi!” You fake a smile, but disappointment and frustration are killing you. They freely order for grabs and drinks.

Luckily you don’t have a wallet problem but still you wanted some quality-time with her not her friends and relatives!

“Did you find these girls here or you…” in a whisper you ask her. “No, sweetie, I invited them. See how happy we all are!” “Sure.” Whatever, you reply with an icy-heart. Do these girls and their friends know the meaning of a date? You wonder as you delete her number.    

The local-cheap-celeb.  This is another class that is lousy to hang with.  This is the kind of girl you move with and everyone knows her, everyone is calling her, pulling her. This kind however beautiful she might be is not worth the time!

The easy come. Men like the game of hunting; so if they spot a kill they go for it, if it takes off it’s worth chasing.

If a man shows interest in you, and you give in immediately, he loses the excitement; he takes it that you’re easy come, just like he got you anyone else can easily get you. A girl who puts on trousers from January to January is also someone to walk far away from.

The loudspeaker!! You’re seated next to her suddenly her phone rings and she goes like, “Harro! Ehh! bla blab…” on top of her voice. Ouch! Same as a gossip! A gossip is worse than a nag and a dirty woman put together!

Girls who never appreciate are also not easy to hang with. No matter how much credit she got on her phone, she’ll always beep you. “Listen sweetheart! sha, send me some airtime, please.”

If you delay, she beeps you like her house is on fire. You send her let’s say a Rwf2500card. If you’re lucky, she’ll beep you to let you know she got it! No matter how many expensive gifts you shower her with, she’ll never appreciate or at least pretend to appreciate. The word thanks doesn’t exist in her vocabulary.

Also there is another breed of sisters, the ones who are never on time! This kind can keep you waiting till kingdom come, and when they show up, they never apologize simply because it’s normal to them.

The list is long. I guess the sisters also have their list of men who scare them off. Please, share with me.       

Email: martin.bishop18@yahoo.com

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