THE HATER : I hate people who…

…still pride in fake beauty. I am simply angered by those girls who think it is cool to wear wigs in an era where Africa is set to host the World Cup! These girls see Beyonce or Rihanna and then try to look like them by wearing fake hair on their heads. How am I supposed to like you when you do not like yourself and are now wearing horse tails or dead people’s hair?

…still pride in fake beauty.
 I am simply angered by those girls who think it is cool to wear wigs in an era where Africa is set to host the World Cup! These girls see Beyonce or Rihanna and then try to look like them by wearing fake hair on their heads. How am I supposed to like you when you do not like yourself and are now wearing horse tails or dead people’s hair?

I recently saw a female at Nyabugogo with a big wig on her head. However, her smile quickly evaporated when a strong wing came and blew the Kiwaani (as Bobi Wine calls it) into the road. She now had to dodge vehicles to chase and catch ‘her’ hair. I hope the ghost of the original owner of that hair visits you at night.

…are so unserious when dealing with customers.
Without wasting time, I reserve my strongest hatred for all those stupid motorcyclists who give customers wet helmets. What on earth do they think they are doing?

I need a comfortable ride and not a wet filthy helmet.
If you cannot have a decent helmet to give your customer then it is time to quit and go home.

If you have washed it then let it dry first. I wish the traffic police could get a gadget that detects wet helmets and fines these fools. Oh gosh, I feel like vomiting just thinking of those lousy motorcyclist fellows.

…do not have the courtesy to ask for something.
I sometimes wonder if I should move to another planet and be just the lover that I was supposed to be, not The Hater that I am right now. I didn’t know until recently that spending money to buy a newspaper can be a source of anger.

I have met so many uncultured non thinkers who never have the decency to politely ask if they can read your newspaper. They simply grab it as if it was them who had lent it to you!

Do they think that we (me and my rich friends) just picked the paper from the street vendors just like that? For sure these are signs that someone was never brought up but just grew. And I just cannot stop hating this. 

…waste resources without care.
Now I know why I can never be the president of this country. I keep seeing people that I can only manage to hate but not lead. I am so tired of brainless fellows who do not close the tap after washing their hands or fetching water.

They leave the water flowing to no where in particular. These are the same people who will complain during the dry season when water becomes scarce.

Surely in a world where we are just struggling to deal with global warming and poverty, such people are not needed at all. The Hater wishes them the worst Christmas (a dry one).   

…go to bars and nightclubs just to stare at the waitresses.
 These are the very people that should have been given free tickets for the Miss Rwanda event. Because it would have offered them an opportunity to try satisfying their optical nutrition needs.

It is a clear sign of a poor background for you to simply spend hours staring at someone as she does her work.
I know the girls are beautiful but this should not be reason enough for you to expose your lousy traits. Style up before you win yourself a beating.

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