THE HATER : I hate people who…

…enter public taxis drunk like fish. I recently sat in a taxi and there was this shameless male adult, who was way too drunk to be considered human. His breathe was enough to cause global warming. And we could all tell that there was very little blood in his alcohol!

…enter public taxis drunk like fish. I recently sat in a taxi and there was this shameless male adult, who was way too drunk to be considered human. His breathe was enough to cause global warming. And we could all tell that there was very little blood in his alcohol!

The inebriated fellow kept leaning against his neighbours forcing some to simply abandon the taxi. He even threatened not to pay the taxi fare.

It was in good faith that he was eventually evicted due to public demand. Such social misfits should stay in the bars till they are sober or quit the drinking altogether. I suggest they stick to drinking mineral water. 

…fat people who sit on small motorcycles. On Thursday, I saw a woman whose weight must have been in three figures, seated on a small motorcycle (those noisy ones).

The bike was moving at minimum speed, and I could hardly see what she was seated on since her huge backside had covered everything and even spread out further.

The police must arrest the motorcyclists for overloading, and the woman should be arrested for causing considerable damage to the motorcycle and putting other road users in danger. I think these people should be charged according to their weight and not the distance covered.

…gather idly at an accident scene. Whenever a road accident happens, people gather in record time and stand there doing nothing. Apart from a few good Samaritans, the majority simply engage in a regurgitation of the story behind the accident and who was in the wrong.

These fools even make life hard for the police and journalists by creating an unnecessary audience. Don’t they have things to do? Where were they before the accident?

The next time I see such people; I am going to drive into them so the police can do their work without interruption. Get a life, an accident scene is the job for the police. If you really want to know what happened, buy tomorrow’s paper or watch the news on TV.

…assume everyone is a Christian. Today is a Sunday and most of you are reading this after a trip to your church. This does not however give you’re the liberty to assume that everyone you see on the streets is like you. I therefore hate with a passion those people who bother asking me why I did not go to church.

How sure are you that I am a Christian and that I pray from your church? Besides, even the president knows that I spend my Sundays HATING not praying.

I pray on Thursdays and this I do from the space next to my bed. After all, God is everywhere and that includes my room.  

…are talking about Alpha not paying taxes. Alpha is a great lad with a nice voice and I have no problem with him as a person. In fact, I am trying to be more of his friend now that he has got a lot of financial potential.

But I hate all those who are suggesting that he should be ‘forgiven’ by Rwanda Revenue Authority and be exempted from paying taxes off the money he got.

Even The Hater pays taxes so who is Alpha not to pay? The text messages we sent were taxed and it is now his turn to pay taxes.

He said the prize is for all Rwandans and this is something we can only believe when he pays the taxes. I swear if he is exempted then I will also stop paying taxes. And, I am very serious!
     
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