I hate people who...

You walk into a restaurant or bar, take a seat and make an order hoping to enjoy your meal or drink, in peace. But there is always that part time thinker convinced that it will boost your health if you noticed his presence.

…are always craving for attention in public places. You walk into a restaurant or bar, take a seat and make an order hoping to enjoy your meal or drink, in peace. But there is always that part time thinker convinced that it will boost your health if you noticed his presence.

He will try all tricks to ensure that other patrons can take notice often by just raising his voice instead of his reasoning. These kinds of jokers are often just compensating for not getting enough attention from their wives at home or not having got enough parental love as children.

They assume that the rest of us have to smile and bow when we see them. They have no idea how stupid they look with all the noise they make in public as if they will get stupidity allowances at the end of the day.

…are always making promises they never keep. Sometimes the issues that piss me off may not be that serious but their frequency can be enough to earn them an entry on this page. Take for example the people who always casually say they will call you but never bother to do it.

This is how serial killers are made since these kinds of liars will repeat the same lie so many times until they cannot even recognise that the truth exists. These are the kind of people you should never lend any money as they will keep making empty promises hoping to tire you with their stale excuses.

If I had my way I would repeatedly hate on them just to drive the point to them that what they do is the reason some of us think the world would be a better place if they just stayed quiet indefinitely.

…use very annoying lines when greeting old friends. Sometimes I wonder whether we should ask the government to put filters on the mouths of some people.

Take for example those old friends that you only get to see once in like five years and the moment they see you approaching they say ridiculous things like, “You man, you are still alive?” Where do such biological substances live anyway - the mortuary? Would you prefer to find me dead and so now my being alive is shocking to you?

Or maybe perhaps you had sent an amateur to kill me and now that I am alive you think this is the best way to greet me. I cannot continue being friends with someone who thinks that I spend my free time trying to die. And if I die don’t even come for my funeral.

…complain about what others are complaining about. I have noticed a trend on social media that really should stop by the time you read the next sentence here. Have you met that tribe of annoying people who make it their daily concern to complain about what other people are complaining about on social media?

The ones whose brains are not equipped to understand that there is something called free speech and that the current constitution actually allows them to mind their own business if they are not bothered by what others are complaining about. If it was possible I would have these people put on a diet of slaps until they brains get back in shape.

And don’t even think of accusing me of doing the same thing. I never complain. I hate.

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