There is a new trend of people wearing fitting clothes. I must say they look rather nice - but only on some people. On others, it is a disaster to say the least.
There is this old man in class. And when I say old, I mean old. However, you know how they say age is just a number? This guy took it seriously. I don’t know if it is fascination but the man decided to go all out with skinny bottle jeans and tight shirts. His body surrendered to age ages ago and lost shape but he can’t be bothered.
It gets stranger. There is another fat boy who has taken it to another level. His stomach resembles those bouncing balls at kids’ parties – the ones they sit and jump around on. It even swings from side to side when he walks. Well aware of his unattractive situation, he also decided to go shopping in the children’s section all in the name of a fitting shirt.
You really need to see him for yourself to believe it. His naval is on display, you’d think that it would be of normal size. But it kind of pops out like a pregnant woman’s would. The fact that he doesn’t seem to be concerned about any of this is what worries me the most.
The ladies have not taken a back seat. A ++++ size lady always shows up in jeans that can barely fit a slim teenager. It doesn’t matter if she misses the first two sessions of class getting the jeans on, as long as it eventually fits. Finding someone on campus wearing clothes that actually fit is very hard. If it isn’t too small, it is stretched out and faded. Basically I am the fashion star around this place. Fashion police should come and rescue us before things get out of hand!