…worship English football. I feel like just talking about these two Ugandans whose level of insanity deserves to be studied at PhD level. I am talking about the fools who placed ridiculous bets on the match between Arsenal FC and Manchester United. One placed his house while the other placed his car and wait for it - his wife!
After the game the Arsenal supporter was homeless. How in the world do you place your wife as a bet over a game happening in a country whose embassy you cannot even locate? For all I care these two jokers were only in a competition to see who could exhibit higher standards of insanity. I wish they could be locked up for good.
…always assume you do not know what you want. I am starting to hate shopping in some supermarkets where the workers seem to confuse their roles with those of tour guides. You know the kind of annoying people I am talking about. The ones who always seem to be following you and without being asked will try to ask you whether you need help.
Did they forget that I could see them and if I needed their help I would have asked? I thought the reason I chose to use a supermarket was so I did not have to talk to people except the teller. This is supposed to be a convenient store and there is no need for you to be the inconvenience.
…simply never take their jobs with any amount of seriousness. I don’t even know what prescriptions I can offer for this level of madness. I think this the chronic kind of madness where one should be left to die a slow death. I swear I’m not being a sadist here but the media outlet that used Pres. Kagame’s photo and claimed he was the president of Uganda needs to move to a new line of business.
Even before I could recover from such shocking stupidity another media outlet decided that the mayor of Kampala was actually the mayor of Kinshasa. I think they are about to say that The Hater is indeed The Lover. Pulling off such levels of idiocy in the age of Google is shocking.
…have the guts to steal umbrellas in this rainy season. We have all seen how heavy the rain is these days. What I thought we were not supposed to see is the habit of people stealing umbrellas. I am talking about those brave and ill mannered folks who just pick up an umbrella and disappear into the rain.
Do these people think we should start writing names on our umbrellas for them not to be stolen? And you know how most umbrellas look just the same.
You cannot even go out in the rain hoping to catch the thief. Some things should just never be stolen. Those who steal umbrellas deserve to be swept away by flood waters.
…do not see the purpose of flushing toilets after use. I really did not want to add this filthy stuff to my page but hey somebody has to speak out. Yes I hate people who use public toilets and walk out without flushing.
What exactly are you trying to prove here? Are you saving water or you think it is cool to save evidence of your actions? What makes you think that there is a sane person interested in the rejects of your digestive system?
If you come from a place where pit latrines are used you do not have to let everyone else know. We are not that interested in your life history to the level of toilet manners or the lack of the same.
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