When women find violence passionate

So, I was enlightened on women who actually love it when their men beat them up. Apparently being beaten means the man is in love. Never in my life have I heard such ludicrousness. 

So, I was enlightened on women who actually love it when their men beat them up. Apparently being beaten means the man is in love. Never in my life have I heard such ludicrousness. 

I was informed about a chick that practically provoked her boyfriend into beating her up because she loved it. I don’t know what it is she loved the most – the hot slaps against her cheeks or waking up to a swollen face. It’s crazy I’m telling you. 

 

Listening on, there is a woman who claims a good beating is great foreplay! In fact, if her man comes home and doesn’t beat her up, he can forget about ‘getting some’. According to my source, the guy doesn’t seem to want to do it because he actually ins't into hitting women, but because the chick insists on it, he is left with no choice to oblige.

 

You might think I am making this stuff up, trust me, if I hadn’t pinched myself thrice to see if I’m dreaming, I could have sworn I was being punked. I decided to investigate the matter a little further on Facebook and it turns out, there are seriously deranged people out there!

 

One chick pointed out to me that beating a woman up sometimes is actually kind of a turn on! But I doubt I’ll get the time to be turned on when he knocks a tooth out. I mean its one thing to shove me against the wall but it is another to slap me till I go deaf! How any woman can actually find this exciting is beyond me.

And just when I thought I’d heard enough crazy statements for a day, one girl said that nothing excites her more than when her man beats her up and locks her up in the closet! You heard me, the girl likes being beaten and locked up! When I asked why she found this exciting, she said and I quote, “Who wouldn’t find that exciting?” Let’s see…me!

What is he doing beating me up and locking me in a cupboard? And what am I doing actually enjoying that? I had to know, so I asked her how long he keeps her in there and she said it depends on her. She taps the door, he opens, apologises and they kiss and make up! This might sound unbelievable to you but I can assure you it is true.

“I like a man in control. And when a man beats you, he is in control. As long as he doesn’t do any serious damage, I don’t mind it at all. Besides, how else will you know he cares if he doesn’t get physical with you?” said one girl. I don’t know what the world is coming to but when women start thinking that being beaten is a sign of love, it is safe to say that we are screwed!

If you are anything like this, please, please, please, wake up and smell the prison sentence that will surely follow after a ‘passionate beating’ leaves you dead. It might not be intentional but what you think is a game or perhaps a way to get you ‘into the mood’ could actually be the death of you. What happened to wine and music…you know…simple stuff? This is total madness!

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