I hate people who...

I am not sure of where people got this stupid idea that relationship advice is to be found with radio presenters. I understand that those guys are hired to play nice music and speak well not because they are children of Oprah Winfrey. In fact most of the people on radio are either single or in rocky relationships.

…call radio stations in search of relationship advice. I am not sure of where people got this stupid idea that relationship advice is to be found with radio presenters. I understand that those guys are hired to play nice music and speak well not because they are children of Oprah Winfrey. In fact most of the people on radio are either single or in rocky relationships.

Yes we read about them in the gossip pages. So where do you get the idea that they know everything about relationships? When I switch on my radio I want to listen to constructive things not some joker in Remera asking a DJ what she should do because her boyfriend is not calling her. We really don’t care.

 

…have the guts to make a bad situation worse. While we watched the terror attack on a Kenyan shopping mall, some brainless chaps were scheming to make things worse. Take the example of the uncultured policeman who was busy stealing wallets and money from those who had been shot dead. As if that was not enough the army that was sent in to kill or arrest the attackers and make everything safe ended up pocketing all the valuables they found.

 

So people died and these people who are paid to protect them were instead looting from these same people who had just been in a scary moment of their lives. I think such people need their own room in hell. 

 

…are always reminding others about themselves. Life is already boring enough when you have people who just cannot stop telling the world about themselves. I have realised that it can be so painful when someone is always reminding you about how they are vegetarians, atheists, bankers, born-again Christians, artists or how their hair is natural.

I wonder why they even think we had forgotten yet they mention it every day. Why not just get a T-Shirt with the words “I am an atheist” and wear it so you do not have to tell us what you just said an hour ago. People have their own lives and are not quite interested in hearing the same stuff about you all the time. I know I am the Hater but do I say?

…keep loud ringtones and pretend to be embarrassed when the phone rings.  I hope one day they can learn how to own phones without making the world look like a sanctuary for stupidity. Seriously speaking I am sick and tired of fools who move around with the loudest and most annoying ringtones and yet they pretend to be embarrassed when the phone rings.

These people are actually relatives to those other ones who like to wear short dresses or skirts and always pretend to be pulling them down each time they stand up. What happened to having your ringtone at a modest volume or vibration? After all it is a ringtone not a fire alarm.

…offer their customers very old stuff to use. Now here I will not beat about the bush. Why the hell do some of these taxi Moto fellows move around with very old helmets for their passengers? The other day one of them gave me a helmet and when I put in on I thought I had just gone through time travel.

The afternoon had changed into an instant evening. The glass on the helmet was so old, with cracks and cello tape all over. It made me feel like I was paying to be kidnapped. I could not see a damn thing. Something needs to be done about this nonsense immediately.

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