What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho!
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low ‘elf’ esteem!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
What do call Santa when he stops moving?