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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?ClaustrophobicWhy does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho!

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low ‘elf’ esteem!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood!

What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Where does a snowman keep his money?
 In a snow bank!

What do call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!

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