What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. It just waved. Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod. What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees. How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms. How do you find Will Smith when he’s lost in the snow? You just look for fresh prints. Why did the mushroom like to party so much? Because he was a fun-guy. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration. What did one tonsil say to the other? Better get dressed. The doc’s taking us out tonight! What do snowmen call their fancy annual dance? The Snowball. Why is it so windy inside a sports arena? All those fans. What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Cause he was feeling crummy. Compiled by Dennis Agaba
