These guys are from another planet! It doesn’t matter whether you are meeting the fat one or the slim kind that looks like a whiny tad; they are just downright nauseating, and professionals at advertising their phlegm.
I say all these because I’m seething and dripping copper pellets just because of what this chap did on Friday. I must buy my car before I ever endure this again.
I had just boarded a taxi at Kisementi in Remera when the man stepped in. He looked smart, like those bank tellers or advertising executives. I even thought he looked like the lawyer I saw on TV, until he did it!
As if he owned the entire row of seat, the chap stretched out his arms to rest on the back of the taxi seat, literally ‘owning me’ on his left, and another man at the other end. That was bad enough. Even my boo doesn’t do that, so to imagine what he was...
... and then I noticed it. The armpit was almost dripping. And yes, it was stinking a mixture of cologne and fish, giving the man the scent of Cobra perfume, it you remember that 1990s perfume.
Perhaps he was aerating his armpits, perhaps showing his machismo, or whatever else compels a man to do that, but couldn’t he, at least, have some ABC of hygiene?
The Valley Hospital, on their web site, valleyhealth.com, say all humans sweat in the armpits, but people who suffer from axillary hyperhidrosis experience extreme, dripping sweat in the armpit area. The disorder is caused by overstimulation of the sympathetic nervous system, which is located in the chest cavity.
Dude, please go see these doctors, or just try the nearest ones.
- Noisy Maxi