Jokes for kids

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? A: The outside.

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A:
The outside.

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A:
Your nose touches the ceiling.

Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A:
Mooosical Chairs.

Q: Why did the boy gift his teacher an empty box of her favourite chocolates?
A:
Because they were his favourite too.

Q: Why was the students report card all wet?
A:
Because it was below C level!

Q: What is the strongest animal?
A:
A snail. He carries his house on his back!

Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three past ten

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees

Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do?
Girl: The homework.

 

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