Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: What stories do the ship captain’s children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous WRECK!
Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They’re trying to get away from the noise.
Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!
Q: Which division of the army can a child join?
Q: Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q: Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?
A: At a Jungle Sale!
Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with ‘‘«Please turn over’’ written on both sides.