Keep your friends close and your boyfriend closer
Anyone who thinks office romance is unacceptable should be tied up, stripped and whipped – the way they used to whip those slaves in Roots! Why should I miss out on the next best thing just because our pay slips are signed by the same person?
For a long time, I too felt office relationships were tricky, but then when my biological clock started ticking, I reconsidered. I am sorry, but I am not going to turn down a date or potential relationship with some fine structure of a man just because we work together. Whoever has a problem is free to resign, but I want my happily ever after!
According to www.helium.com, there are lots of advantages that come with dating a coworker. Okay so maybe these advantages do not apply to everyone in the office, but they are as good a reason as any.
Dating a coworker makes it easier to understand the demands that come with the other’s job. Some men are ninjas when it comes to feigning fatigue claiming stressful days just to get out of a pending confrontation. So you see, when we work together, I know just how stressed you are so dishonesty is not an option here.
Still with this genius website, should there be any changes in the company, a couple will be able to prepare for any financial hardships coming their way. Should one of us get fired, I will be saved from the trauma of being lied to – for example, when people work for different companies, they tend to omit vital information like being fired. I know it is quite embarrassing, but if we are together, it ceases being embarrassing and becomes a very big issue.
I know that gossip in a workplace is worse than what we faced in high school, but people cannot talk forever. Eventually they will hear about the colleague who got so wasted in a bar, threw up everything, but his intestines and blacked out… and my little liaison will not be such a big deal anymore.
Also, some women are not to be messed with. They will ‘steal’ a guy in a manner so brilliant that how it all ended for his girlfriend will always be a mystery. Like I said, my clock is ticking and I do not have time to let office hotties ‘steal’ my potential hubby because I am trying to be professional! I know you can’t watch someone every second of everyday, but best believe I will die trying!